The BEST of the BEST (without question)
This dress was FABULOUSLY simple. She looks gllllorious in it, and I am happy to see her without red lipstick for once (although I LOVE the lipstick!)
OMG. According to E! "Fashion Police", Mila is the "poor man's Angelina Jolie." Yeah, in your bra!!!!!!!!!!! Are you kidding me?! Why......because she has dark hair and an emerald dress on?! If anything, she is a younger, prettier, more fashionable Angelina. So suck it.
I.HAVE.NEVER.SEEN.A.PLUS.SIZED.WOMAN.LOOK.SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.GOOD! WOW! This dress makes her look like a million dollars!
There is really nothing to be said about this other than......"What a beautiful, dark-haired Disney princess!" I take that back....she looks like a queen! BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL!
Wow! I usually wouldn't like something so big and fluffy, but it is BLACK!!! I LOVE IT!
Again, the "Fashion Police", and the rest of America, can kiss my ass! This dress (although I initially thought it was nude), was sooooooooooooooooo vintage, yet fashion-forward! Her bangs looked great, her bod looked great, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a piece of shit. Yes, you are.
I honestly can't quite make this dress out....but I love it!
HONORABLE MENTIONS (with exceptions!)
Everyone was up in arms about this dress, however, it needed some tweaking. First, it was a tad too revealing for the GG. If there had been side panels, and her boobs were not soooooooooooooooo uplifted and smooshed, this dress WOULD be in the "BEST of the BEST."
I liked this dress a lot, but for specific reasons only. I liked the color and the silhouette, but mostly because it covers up her anorexic body! She has looked much worst, but she STILL looks 15 years older than she is. The "Dynasty" comments should have been directed towards her age-inappropriate look, as oppose to her dress style.
Of all of the colors in the world, I DESPISE orange. However, this dress is wonderful! It appeared a bit more yellow on tv, which I preferred, but it is still a glorious dress. The only exception is that split mop hair.
I will probably be stabbed for thinking this, but I am sorry, I REALLY liked this dress! Yes, it wasn't appropriate for the Golden Globes. Yes, it looks like "Little House on the Prairie." But, something about this was really "fresh and young", as "THEY" would say.
I like the dress, just nothing else.
Nothing "ground-breaking", but she looks like a dream, from head to toe.
The MOST HIDEOUS
I would LIKE to think that the world was in-agreement on this one, however, the world consists of 96% idiots....
This IS her style, but it IS hideous too.
This looks like a towel wrapped around a bodysuit.
OMG....is it 1996? I REEEEEALLY don't think words even need to describe this ensemble. And this is the beast that judged MY clothing.....hahahaha!
The ONE thing that the "Fashion Police" actually got right! This dress wouldn't be that bad (I am soooooooooooooooo being nice and trying to find beauty in shit), if it wasn't for the 1992 RAVE mall print! First, how could someone design something so hideous? Second, how could it cost more than $19.99? Third, who in their right mind would wear this? Seriously? Especially when she wore one of my MOST FAVORITE dresses of ALL TIME in the past?
*********REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL DRESS?!**********
J.Lo........YIKES! This looks like a bridal gown from the 60's! AT BEST!
I CANNOT believe Halle Berry wore this dominatrix monstrosity!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only was it sooooooooooo inappropriate, it was too short, too tight, too sheer, and too ugly! AGAIN, what is this??? 1996??!!!!
There is technically nothing wrong with this dress, but I am SOOOOOOOOOOO sick of seeing Eva Longoria wearing black. This is the same dress she has always worn, and it is not only boring, but doesn't look good with dark hair and olive skin! You need some color woman!
I am always SUPER excited to see what Christina Hendricks will wear, because it usually odd, which I love! However, people are DELUSIONAL if they think this works. Not only is it red (hair), on red (dress), on red (carpet), it is waaaaaaaaaaaay too much! The shoulder rose looks like it is a part of her hair, and IF she was going to wear this mess, her hair should AT LEAST be up!
And finally......another BEAUTIFUL lady, in an age-INappropriate dress, and matronly hair! YUCK!
The LEFTOVERS......
Although the statement, "less is more", may be true, this dress is TOO simple. However, due to the fact that Emma Stone has NEVER looked so good, she deserves a solid passing C+ from!
This is soooooooo sad for some reason. I have never been a big fan of Christina Aguilera(although that girl CAN sing!), but lately she has looked....um......"stuffed." This dress isn't ugly, it would look great on Dita Von Teese, but on Christina....yikes. It is just TOO small and TOO low. The dress is overwhelming, and her hair is yellow. She CLEARLY is not fat, but something just looks bloated and white trash. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again, Helen Mirren could teach you a thing or two about a thing or two! WOW!
Jane Lynch looks beau-t-i-ful!
I do like this dress....it isn't my most favorite, but because of the color, it is a little unique!
Alright man! This isn't the Miss America pageant! I feel sooooooooooo sorry for Jennifer Love Hewitt.....I feel like her and Aguilera are stuck in a "cheap taste time warp."
Megan Fox is beautiful. Her gown is glorious (albeit many season old), but for some reason she always screams "white trash" to me!!!
And finally, a woman who doesn't fit into ANY category.....
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