Johnny Knoxville
Edward Norton
Matthew Fox
Jared Leto
Monday, August 23, 2010
Dear Jenn,
Jenn,
Yeah, people are total idiots these days! They will make utter fools of themselves in order to be "famous." It isn't even "Rich & Famous" anymore. It's, "I gotta strip off my clothes, pierce my entire body (even though it is soooo '93), and let everyone see a vague profile of my life so that I look cool." People just have no cooth in this world that we live in! I might as well be a 90 year old in a 30 year old body!
Speaking of people! Here is my tentatively updated Top 5!
Pattinson
Brody
Hartnett
Wahlberg (who would have thought in the days of Marky Mark?!)
Franco (he finally broke the Top 5, replacing Gosling)
Yeah, people are total idiots these days! They will make utter fools of themselves in order to be "famous." It isn't even "Rich & Famous" anymore. It's, "I gotta strip off my clothes, pierce my entire body (even though it is soooo '93), and let everyone see a vague profile of my life so that I look cool." People just have no cooth in this world that we live in! I might as well be a 90 year old in a 30 year old body!
Speaking of people! Here is my tentatively updated Top 5!
Pattinson
Brody
Hartnett
Wahlberg (who would have thought in the days of Marky Mark?!)
Franco (he finally broke the Top 5, replacing Gosling)
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Squeeze It Syndrome
Squeeze It Syndrome is a condition characterized by a general discomfort around the neck and shoulder area in combination with a headache and nausea. The degree of Squeeze It Syndrome can widely vary. While sometimes localized Squeeze It Syndrome can often progress to be a generalized, whole body condition. There is no proven cause of Squeeze It Syndrome but attacks appear to be associated with large quantities of food, drugs, alcohol or coffee and sometimes can be associated with moderate consumption of specific food commodities. Squeeze It Syndrome gets it's name from a novelty drink introduced in the late eighties that was phased out of production by 2001 but difficult to find even in the late nineties. Drinking Squeeze Its was a huge cause of the then unknown syndrome.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Dear Kelli,
Kelli,
What the hell is the deal on Facebook these days with photo shoots? It seems like no one just takes regular pictures anymore, everyone has to be a model and a photographer. Every time I check Facebook, someone else has updated their status about their photo shoot; last time I checked, hanging up a sheet as a background and snapping pics of your half naked friends did not make you a photographer. Likewise, showing off your muffin top and tramp stamp while humping all over your friends does not make you a model. I'm all for photos for memories of people, or events or how you look at a certain time in your life but calling it a photo shoot is a joke. All anyone cares about anymore is being famous and there is no such thing as negative attention anymore. As long as they're in the spotlight these idiots don't care why, they just want to believe people care about their lives.
What the hell is the deal on Facebook these days with photo shoots? It seems like no one just takes regular pictures anymore, everyone has to be a model and a photographer. Every time I check Facebook, someone else has updated their status about their photo shoot; last time I checked, hanging up a sheet as a background and snapping pics of your half naked friends did not make you a photographer. Likewise, showing off your muffin top and tramp stamp while humping all over your friends does not make you a model. I'm all for photos for memories of people, or events or how you look at a certain time in your life but calling it a photo shoot is a joke. All anyone cares about anymore is being famous and there is no such thing as negative attention anymore. As long as they're in the spotlight these idiots don't care why, they just want to believe people care about their lives.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Friday, October 9, 2009
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