The Emmy's 2010

No big surprise that we see the same thing this year as we have in previous years. Boring is in, creative is out.

Here are some of THEIR ("their", meaning Yahoo TV) picks:

WOW. How totally amazing. (yeh, in your bra!)



How about this hideous gold rag? It looks like it was purchased at Cirilla's!



Is this pink number even appropriate for the occasion?! Does it fit?!



These two are soooo dull that I cannot even see straight! I have a feeling that the "A" vote was a nod towards the anorexic bodies inside of the dresses.






Can you believe that these were all C+ and up??!!! Are you fucking blind?!







The best of the boring....

Not my cup of tea, but she looks great! Not a bod that it would look better on!



Same ole, same ole from Ms. Klum....However, she does look great! At least she swooped up that Prince Valiant haircut!



Simple, but a unique color goes a long way!




Despite being on the verge of being too tan (see Charlize Theron (aka-my wife) circa 2004), this is the BEST she has ever looked!



I shouldn't call this boring because I REALLY like it......I have seen it 378437584 times before though....



Now, to my FAVES:

So, my question is, "Why?" WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY did this get a D+????? So it wasn't "ethereal", it wasn't one shouldered, so what?! It was bold, fashion forward, and unique! Why would we want to see the same crap, draped dresses over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......



Beauuutiful dress, simplicity at its best!



Ok, so this DOES look like a saloon girl dress and a nightgown had a baby, but COME ON! Her red hair and skin looks glllllllllllllllllorious in this color! I could go with a different bust, maybe something asymmetrical to offset the "glamour nightgown" effect, but she still looks GREAT! (Kiss my ass if you don't think so, YOU ARE A DUD!)




I wish that I could see more of the dress, but Kelly Osbourne has NEVER looked so glorious! Now if someone could just reset her jaw.......sorry!)



FINALLY! They got one right! If this doesn't win BEST DRESSED, they are ALL delusional.



This one has me on the fence. It is super unique and cute, but is it appropriate for the event? I might prefer it more if it had a bustier top and was a cocktail length....I ABSOLUTELY adore the bottom though!



WOW! For a woman pushin' 60!! I only hope that I can look the fabulous at her age!



Yes, this is a little different, but why is it a D?! I think it looks striking on her, and is a fresh pre-Fall look! MORONS!



I would LOVE for this to be a different color, but I LOVE the design! Now that Cheryl Hines is single, I think that she needs to start dating Larry David! PLLLLEASE!



Honorable mentions.......

I love Wanda Sykes, and she looks wonderful!





Ok, so call me crazy, but if she were 6 foot tall this dress would be totally cool!




Speaking of shorties.......I do love the top half of this McQueen deal, but SERIOUSLY? A B?? Is it really that great or are we paying homage to the late designer??? Anna Paquin needs to sprout about 6 inches to pull this off, and it would be better as a top with a pencil skirt!

Jenn's Top Five

Jim Carrey



Johnny Knoxville





Edward Norton





Matthew Fox





Jared Leto

Dear Jenn,

Jenn,

Yeah, people are total idiots these days! They will make utter fools of themselves in order to be "famous." It isn't even "Rich & Famous" anymore. It's, "I gotta strip off my clothes, pierce my entire body (even though it is soooo '93), and let everyone see a vague profile of my life so that I look cool." People just have no cooth in this world that we live in! I might as well be a 90 year old in a 30 year old body!

Speaking of people! Here is my tentatively updated Top 5!

Pattinson



Brody



Hartnett



Wahlberg (who would have thought in the days of Marky Mark?!)



Franco (he finally broke the Top 5, replacing Gosling)

Squeeze It Syndrome

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All the cool kids are wearing it....

Dear Kelli,

Kelli,

What the hell is the deal on Facebook these days with photo shoots? It seems like no one just takes regular pictures anymore, everyone has to be a model and a photographer. Every time I check Facebook, someone else has updated their status about their photo shoot; last time I checked, hanging up a sheet as a background and snapping pics of your half naked friends did not make you a photographer. Likewise, showing off your muffin top and tramp stamp while humping all over your friends does not make you a model. I'm all for photos for memories of people, or events or how you look at a certain time in your life but calling it a photo shoot is a joke. All anyone cares about anymore is being famous and there is no such thing as negative attention anymore. As long as they're in the spotlight these idiots don't care why, they just want to believe people care about their lives.

Our new husband.