Sooooo, I received this face in my inbox today:
I must say, I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw it. I followed the Sephora link (just for laughs), and almost pissed myself when I read about the "brand".
First, your packaging is not "unique". And if that is a reflection of your "personal style", maaaaaaaaaan, you have the same "style" as ever other idiot out there. Rose tattoo stencils??? Couldn't you come up with something, ANYTHING, else than that cliche'?
Do people REALLY want to "Get the Look", either?! It is dark eyes and red lips! We have seen it for years! What she really needs to "create" is a fucking MEGA concealer to hide those hideous skid mark tattoos on her face!
(This picture is extremely generous for Kat..however, it IS Photoshopped to hell)
Now to the ACTUAL product. RIDICULOUS price, and the names are soooo stereotypical it is FAR from "unique" or "groundbreaking".
The Ludwig palette contains the shades:
- Lucifer (matte charcoal black)
- Orbi (golden green shimmer)
- Dimebag (metallic lime green)
- Clay (beige with gold glitter)
- Tequila (metallic cornsilk shimmer)
- Downtown (metallic light copper shimmer)
- Baroque (golden bronze shimmer)
- Leather (deep chocolate brown sheen)
You can buy the same crap at Walgreens for 1/4 of the price! Or, if you have any REAL creativity, you could mix and match eye color, fabric glitter, and liquid eyeliner to create the same look!
Bottom line is that you are CLEARLY only buying it for the name. I am sure the 494854308 8-year-olds in China really appreciate that. Buying this product makes you about as "individual" as your choice in music.
"Dude, Motorhead tonight! I only know the hits, but I am their biggest fan!"
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Dear Kelli,
I have many honorable mentions myself who would make great replacements for my Top Five should any of them drop off of the list! Some of my honorable mentions are glorious looking but others I just love them even if they aren't the handsomest fellow!
Jack White
John Leguizamo
Brett Favre (I know it's odd considering the rest but I love him!)
Now these next guys would be on my definite Top Five but I just can't because they're jerks!
David Beckham. If it were just a looks contest he would win hands down. Quite possibly the most glorious man ever. I had a hard time choosing just one picture, actually. I just can't put him on my Top Five because of his hideous wife! Anyone who lets the mother of their children starve themselves to death can not be a good person. So he can only be eye candy.
Brad Pitt is a similar story. I can't stand Angelina Jolie but I think I could deal with it and still have him on my Top Five. But he is a cheater and I can't have a cheater on my Top Five. He will forever be glorious looking though!
Jack White
John Leguizamo
Brett Favre (I know it's odd considering the rest but I love him!)
Now these next guys would be on my definite Top Five but I just can't because they're jerks!
David Beckham. If it were just a looks contest he would win hands down. Quite possibly the most glorious man ever. I had a hard time choosing just one picture, actually. I just can't put him on my Top Five because of his hideous wife! Anyone who lets the mother of their children starve themselves to death can not be a good person. So he can only be eye candy.
Brad Pitt is a similar story. I can't stand Angelina Jolie but I think I could deal with it and still have him on my Top Five. But he is a cheater and I can't have a cheater on my Top Five. He will forever be glorious looking though!
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